Essays

Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns):

The Harm in Asking: My Clumsy Encounters with the Human Race

Living Loaded: Tales of Sex, Salvation, and the Pursuit of the Never-Ending Happy Hour

Surviving Your Stupid, Stupid Decision to Go to Grad School:

I Totally Meant to Do That:

Negropedia: The Assimilated Negro's Crash Course on the Modern Black Experience

People Are Unappealing: Even Me

There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say:

Dave Barry's Money Secrets: Like: Why Is There a Giant Eyeball on the Dollar?

Git-R-Done:

Why Not Me?:

All New Letters from a Nut: Includes Lunatic Email Exchanges