Essays

Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology

Nothin' But Good Times Ahead:

Gray's Anatomy:

I Remember Nothing: And Other Reflections

Getting Even:

Lose Weight Through Great Sex with Celebrities: The Elvis Way

Look at My Striped Shirt!: Confessions of the People You Love to Hate

Surviving Your Stupid, Stupid Decision to Go to Grad School:

Git-R-Done:

Fractured Fairy Tales:

How to Stay Bitter Through the Happiest Times of Your Life:

I'm Back for More Cash: A Tony Kornheiser Collection (Because You Can't Take Two Hundred Newspapers into the Bathroom)