Felis catus: a more inscrutable pet simply does not exist. How can we truly understand our kitties—their loves, their needs, their desire to poop on the things we hold most dear? ABCDE\u00b7F\u00b7YOU provides a full descriptive alphabet elucidating some of Fluffy's finest features, from A (\u201cA is for ass. Your cat will lick his own vigorously and loudly at all times\u201d) to Z (\u201cZ is for Zen, which cat ownership provides 4% of the time\u201d). These 26 feline facts—packaged as a 64-page postcard collection—are a must for all committed cat lovers hoping to finally make sense of their furry friend's foibles.